Cheff is a feelter thet cunferts Ingleesh text tu Muck Cheenese-a (Svedeesh Cheff). Cheff reeds frum stunderd inpoot und vreetes tu stunderd ooootpoot. Bork Bork Bork! VVV: http://myseete-a.fereezun.net/ibroone-a72/cheff/index.html